I've decided through careful research we can out drink any country folk.
the stripper made me go home becuz she had to take her kid to a birthday party in the morning
try this...when you orgasm scream his address including city state and zip...
I have way too many pictures of poop on my phone
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Found her laying down in a booth in iHop. She's a keeper.
It finally happened. My conscience stopped working. I've never felt so free
Like I said I'm looking on the bright side. The bright side just happens to be filled with penis attached to hot marines
i ended up playing naked naked monopoly and hangman with my dealer. i really love my life.
He purred while eating me out. HE PURRED AND I LIKED IT.
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You called me to pick you up from the bar at 9:00. When we drove over the speed bumps you put your hands in the air and pretended you were on a roller coaster.
I now have a full length bright red cape in my possession. Best sex trophy ever.
I'm pretty sure the girl in the stall next to me is waiting on me to leave so she can poop but I'm doing the same thing so it's like a Mexican standoff
So somehow today's lecture on the immune system turned into me having to stand up and explain female ejaculation to the class.
WTF I can't even get a boyfriend here and you're getting nudes from across the country
Other than the whole stab wound in my leg thing, today was pretty good. The nurses all loved me and gave me a sandwich and juice.
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