She's mad at me cuz I told her having a fuck buddy was too much commitment.
My family is watching Intervention and taking notes. I need to leave NOW!
You were so trashed that when you dropped your fruit rollup on the floor, you just sat next to it and cried.
I can't believe we had "50th anniversary of man in space" sex.
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I am literally sitting on the toilet in utter disbelieve that last night even happened. My god that was only Monday.
We had fun with our Indiana Jones role-playing until I whipped myself in the dick with my belt.
If eating a cheesesteak naked doesn't make me feel better, then I don't know what will.
He returned my car yesterday. Found a duffel bag with beef jerky, condoms, and a handgun this morning. Slightly concerned
there is a guy passed out on top of me and i don't know what to do. help if you're awake? was anyone anyone expecting someone? maybe he found the wrong room?
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I wound up running down the street in 12 degree weather in just my bra and then fell asleep cuddling my bottle. You tell me how last night went.
he taught all the little kids to ski. it was stupid hot. i'm pretty sure my ovaries exploded.
She can't even plan ahead to have toilet paper for her next shit
Imma make him fuck me with my jersey on tonight while I chant Go Jets Go. Gotta love playoff hockey szn.
Today has been hell. Also I saw a dead man's penis. It's safe to say I will be getting very drunk tonight.
I am texting my ex and my future boyfriend while eating fish and chips with my current boyfriend... How and when did I become such a terrible person???
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