do you know why i have a volvo grill taped to the back of my car?
You'll be proud of me
Who did you not have sex with
Damn it...you know me too well
we put the last xanax in the middle and played hungry hungry hippos to see whod get it
fair is fair
The stripper told me she had been working there for eight years, then got mad when I asked if she was trying to make it into mangment. Awkwardest lap dance
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Nothing like a little anal leakage to start off Sunday morning. Can't decide if that speaks well of my weekend or not...
Dude she has the ugliest blow job face ever.
I have minimal recognition and a lot of burns on my tongue and my vagina hurts.
I take that as "no I'm not driving you to the bar in a blizzard"
you kept looking at stripers and saying " Go to College"
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somehow, even strange, drunk, middle-aged men on the RTA can't understand why he'd choose her over me
maybe it's because you talk to strange, drunk, middle-aged men on the RTA
Ong my arms are moving wo my consent
I could probably do something when Im able to get enough strength to think about thinking about to stand.
He was having a "party in the princess castle." At what point do I blindfold him and take him to AA?
i just want to attach a dildo to the ceiling and ride it like a gay spiderman.
I have no idea. But I feel like I could climb a mountain and then have sex on it.
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