You're the host. Of course you wear the diaper. It's like wearing the pants.
I am no longer a man. I just realized I prefer Spongebob to college football.
Dude, if she brings up the lube, you know nothing
you dipped you banana in queso last night.
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In all honesty of all my sexual conquests, his dick is probably my proudest moment.
I am still sore from last night. I can't wait for you to meet my parents.
So when I eventually, if ever, find someone I'd like to marry, do you think having people fly to africa for a lion king themed wedding is too much?
Dammit now I'm pissed. Its like I am torn between two worlds. A world of girls, and a world of people punching other people in the head. Both are just so beautiful.
Her mom is a nurse who got called in to declare someone dead. Just got wing manned by a corpse.
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the cashier at the gas station pulled a twig out of my hair and told me I should probably wash it before work....it was kinda sweet.
i warned you not to do dabs 20 minutes before graduation. You never listen
That was right around the time that the drunken mess pulled out his dick in front of myself and like 10 other people and started peeing all over the train platform while saying, "Sometimes a bear gets you brother. Sometimes a bear gets you."
Pretty standard Thursday night commute for you, no?
i have too much dick at my disposal? i should make them fight. best dick pic gets laid
It's not even noon and I've had 3 people call me a savage, one of them said it in reference to the blow job I gave them. So I guess you could say it's going to be a good weekend
Dude. So. Much. Sex. Find a girl in her 30s. Now.
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