You just took 4 shots. 2 of them were maple syrup.
I was just standing there and then BOOM! She was attacking my face with her mouth.
I don't get it, man. She treated me like a sexual predator but treated you like a piece of meat.
alex threw up in my bong. i'm going to call it a night.
my coke dealer is running a Black Friday special
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It doesn't matter if I tell the story beginning to end or end to beginning, the story still starts with a random girl blowing me in the bathroom.
The cops walked in to class and arrested 2 guys for possession.
running the faucet water is not hiding the sound of you vomiting. fyi.
No i'm not calming down the girl at white castle did not need to see the picture of my dick on your phone.
Just out of curiosity. Did you wait until my fb picture was well liked by others before liking it so people won't know we're fucking?
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Would you like season tickets to my vagina?
Im hitting on this chick at a stoplight when all the sudden. i notice this chick blowing some dude in the backseat.
Gays age differently than straights. 29 is like 45 in gay years. Next year I'll be in adult diapers and applying for medicaid.
I just had sex in the footy bunny pajamas my mom bought me for christmas. Tis the season
Bra is off & I'm snuggled in a pizza. Adulting is good.
He’s only in town today and our afternoon sex sesh kept getting interrupted by the neighbor’s kid yelling and screaming in the pool
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