if i can run in heels then i can drive
Do you think people stop being hipsters when they're naked? because that's what my research shows.
operation "beaches make me wet" is a go
that's the ideal party shoe. cute, but i can still puke in them.
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Right now, my father is sitting on the couch, totally smashed, crying, eating pringles, and watching the credits of Transformers 2. Love him.
the only thing coherent you said from what i saw of you is when you were throwing up, i asked if you were done and you just "uh huh you know what it is"
dude, i turned on the light and asked if they were ok and they STILL didn't stop. Most determined sex EVER.
All you have to do is speak. Your voice reverberates strait to my vagina.
I am coping with the snow storm with beer and shots of jack. If I were outside in shorts I might be able to pass as a Canadian.
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Do you find Darth Vader masks attractive?
So my POF profile is full of Archer references. Only guys who get them will be getting any response to their messages.
He said it only counts if it ends up on the internet
God specifically crafted these hands to deal out orgasms.
Apparently I called down to the hotel front desk and begged them to bring us pizza. They brought us tea.
Put the lady boner away. He's engaged. To my brother. No, life is not fair.
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