dude do u know what u did last night?
do i wanna know???
you totally walked in on some couple fuckin in their unlocked dorm room asking for directions to ur room...
I would like to remind you that Mike's hard lemonade only goes good with an extra light cigarette and seminal fluid.
Leaving ole miss girls house to go to the stripper girls house. Why did it take losing my job to start getting laid all the damn time?
How many folks do you know who bring coke to a dinner party. Seriously.
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like stop trying to get a relationship out of this when i'm clearly in the drunken mistakes part of my life.
We all told you to throw up but you just stuck your head in the toilet and screamed..
Hey Im running from the cops. hiding in a bush. when you're approaching the intersection honk the horn twice and I will come out.
This tent reeks of fear and sangria
Homeboy was juggling while taking bong rips. Of course he got laid.
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Not sure I just ate a really big pot brownie, I feel like my future is uncertain
We need to drink more. Just think how awesome it would be to wake up in a trailer and NOT remember how wee got here.
it wasn't a total waste of time; I mean how often do you get to play scotch pong?
.....fair enough
I don't think I have face palmed that many times in such a short period. And I've worked tech support.
WTF ARE YOU DOING IT'S FUCKING VEGAN COFFEE IT'S MADE WITH NUT MILK YOU'RE NOT A FUCKING SQUIRREL.
I don’t mind that he’s uncircumcised. It’s the fact that he talks about the Bible immediately after we have sex .
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