he told me it was because of the roids, but i couldn't tell if he meant ster or hem.
his internet history is a lot of porn, how to make a hovercraft and side-effects of jacking off too much
Hey do you have anything at your house 30 ft. tall to throw eggs off of?
The used rubbers I threw behind her bed all semester must have landed on the baseboard heater. They went up in smoke when she turned on the heat last night.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Welp I just blew a load probably the size of a small pond if not a lake
Who the fuck is this
Pretty sure I'm going to hell because of our friendship
Last one there wins
I just want school to he over so we can build a big tent, do drugs inside it, and watch cartoons until the sun comes up.
That's all I've ever wanted.
I just used my VA prescription bottle of xanax to get a military discount at the liquor store. I win.
Only you could get away with that.
He was on top and as he finished he yelled "I love gold" , so yeah I'm seeing him later tonight
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On a scale from 1-10 how wrong is it to request "I Hit It First" at my ex's wedding reception?
Definite 12.2 but worth it.
OK, but next time I'd like to be present for our make-up sex.
What is it about fresh air and wanting to talk about penises
please god let this picture I just uploaded not have my vagina in it
tonight's safe word is brought to you by the phrase "Ahhhhhh"
Our fake lesbian relationship is better than her real relationship. Bitch be jealous
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