Is it weird i consider You Sexy Thing our song?
I just saw the Donald Trump of homeless quys walking down the street. He had three shopping carts and a bike.
if I hooked up with that creppy kkid in bio does that count as doing charity work during the holidays?
I just found glitter on my vibrator... whatever we're doing has to stop
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Your lack of great college experience of margaritas and foam parties scares me
They showed a guy on tv in a Brady jersey and a sweatpants boner when the NE offense took the field. They didn't show his face. I hope that wasn't you.
I don't think you seem to understand this concept. WHEN A GAY GUY HANDS YOU A DAIQUIRI, YOU DRINK IT.
well I was pissed. first he yelled at me for having my own condoms, then he got mad when they didn't fit him. Dude, I only fuck magnum men.
Its not gay if you're best friends and there's less than an inch of dick in the picture. That's where the line is drawn
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I watched you fall asleep, sitting up, eating a cinnamon roll. You proceeded to wake up...smile at your cinnamon roll, ask it how it got into your hand and then began eating it again. You asked me if you were ridiculous last night, define ridiculous.
I gotta say, I do way better with the ladies than I do the men. So if it turns out being gay is a choice, then I'm going to go ahead and choose it.
it's not like I want to die, I just want life to stop for a little bit. how does that work?
I'm sad that I feel like I need to temporarily change your name in my phone from Smashley until you have the baby and can be unsober with us again.
I need you to go into my room and get some pants then bring them and four band aids to Sam's apartment no questions
Also the girl beside me smells like she's been in a deep fryer.
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