I changed my mind about Tim Gunn. I like him now. Mostly because he said someone's dress looks like a gay t-rex. Or something.
I think taking a nice shit is a lot more satisfying than an orgasm. This is probably why I'm single.
Just did the walk of shame across state lines...milestone?
made out with three guys on the first night of college orientation, just imagine what joys all of next year will hold
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protesters in toronto definately have the best pot
Didn't get to fuck her. Had to leave abruptly through window. Explain later.
when it says do not use on the face or genital areas, it MEANS do not use on the face or genital areas.
I have a cat, a bottle of wine, and a Brazilian man. I need to catch you up on my life
just chugging fertility tea and vodka, no big deal.
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Wife and kids came home early...naked passed out covered in chili cheese Fritos dad will haunt them forever.
My plan for the weekend: 1) Get shit faced in Vegas. 2) Not die
I want to be "performing a disservice to society by actually wearing clothes in public" hot.
I need a light and a towel. ive got cum in places ive never had cum before.
He left cushions on my floor, chocolate on my bra and unexplained scratches on my thighs. I think this one might get a second date.
I got confused. The music was loud, porn was playing, people were grinding, there were hand jobs.
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