if i'm ever as drunk as the girl in front of me... kill me.
see... this is why i put birth control in all my friends drinks
wait.... you do what?
White boys cant dance....we did an empirical study
Shark Week. Kick off begins Sunday. The drinking game has been upgraded to include jumping/breaching sharks and Jake's not allowed to bring the harpoon. Period.
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we did it on the golf course and he threw the condom in the pond. some poor fish is gonna choke on it
I maybe late, he's in a peeing contest with the neighbor's dog. Currently he's in the lead.
You are such a cockblock sometimes
You NEED a cockblock sometimes
Those mornings you wake up with a Barbie tramp stamp are the mornings that are the that are going to make me miss this place
I was giving this guy head and he stopped me to look me in the eyes and say "you have a gift"
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I was proudly and successfully the first girl ever to get kicked out of a the bar for being too drunk last night. Loving spring break.
I feel like I beer bonged a ton of asbestos
This really high kid past out in the corner of the room holding a box of cheez its in his arm. My idol.
Texting people and counting condoms..we have like fourteen. Goal for this week: use all of them
I just puked in a chili’s bathroom... happy birthday to me
Leave it to my mom and I to turn the hearing into a drinking game.
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