PS Can you transmit a UTI to a sexual partner? I tried to ask, but the doctor just told me to abstain (sup Bristol) for my own good w/o answering
I know you didn't add your TWO random hook ups from the weekend to your FB friends AND change your status to "Good Catholic Girl" on the same day.
I just encountered the most annoying guy on the planet. I wanted to slap his milkshake out of his fat-boy hands while he was talking to me at the same time as slurping his liquid fat.
I love milkshakes.
Not the point.
shes laying on the floor in a bowl of salsa with her pants half off and she's crying... i dont know what to do...
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Next year we will be 30 and no more shots during the week.
i'm not sure when i reached "slam my own hand in the door" status but my half attached fingernail is not grateful.
I think i just threw up blood. i can't chill right now;
FYI, Sammie and I made the executive decision that we're getting a pet octopus and keeping it in the ballpit. Just thought you should know.
God I hope the gutter I die in is nice. You know, for a gutter.
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.......The other day I peed on him in the shower....he was trying to touch my boobs and I wanted my space.
We let 3 boys take us home and then we woke up in the middle of the night, stole all the coozies out of the house, a loaf of bread, a case of water, a pair of shorts, called a cab, and went home.
Quick question: is it impolite to pause sex to put on my knee brace?
I don't think you should say "suck my dick" and then proclaim to be a messiah, of any sort.
I managed to break 3 nails and loose my stockings, but I made 87 dollars at the strip club. I asked where I could find an application on the way out.
Now that I'm sober I feel the need to tell you that I'm not really a fish whisperer....
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