the next time i see a chick with leggings under her jean skirt...i'm gona beat her ass with a fashion magazine...
I wasn't expecting a boner of this magnitude
I just spiked the applesauce. Try to tell me again your party is better.
There are empty beer cans all over and the go-kart is missing. I need it for my halloween costume.
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Your beautifulness. Funnyness. Sexy hairness. Coolness. Plus you ask google how far wendys is from your house. Will you marry me
Def something wrong w taking plan b with your daughters juice box
You fucked him. I baby bird fed him whiskey . I feel like we've bonded.
We started pregaming at 8. It's 11, and her only 11:11 wish is to be sober. It's hard to not love her.
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I came home to him frying bacon to put in his beer. He said bacon beer lights, taste the awesomer rockies
I rather not break my neck. It's hard to look sexy with a neck cast.
Some small part of me hopes I'm on the probationary list because of seeing the Dean at that fetish party.
Thanks for fingering me to orgasm during Wu-Tang Clan
I just sent a dick pic to a number on Craigslist, this may be my new low
havent showered in 2 days. just Febrezed my balls in the car before going into a movie alone with a 40 of Guinness.there isn't a word in English for how single I am.
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