Can you believe The 5th Element didn't get best fight scene in 1997?! I'm still bitter. 12 years later.
Haha how do you remember that?
HOW COULD I FORGET?!
why is it whenever you puke in the park there are always little kids on the swings?
Too tired to do the dishes so I made mac and cheese in a teapot. There's still some left if you want some...
I slept with some guy because he drew a dinosaur on my arm
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My #1 goal this summer is to get drunk at olive garden
I've come to accept that no matter where I step in our apartment, your underwear will be there.
I've been practicing for you. Including stockpiling medical supplies for curing hangovers.
WHY AM I BEING COCKBLOCKED BY A KID PLAYING HAVA NAGILA ON THE SAXAPHONE
I need a Xanax. A Veggie Delight. And exhibition style sex.
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I have no idea. But I feel like I could climb a mountain and then have sex on it.
So not the biggest tits he had his cock between. He could have lied.
My RA just sigh me high as fuck acting like a zombie and scratching at my door. Thoughts?
is it fucked up if I wear crotchless panties to thanksgiving to make it easier for me to fuck my cousins friend.
God I love you.
It's 6am and I had to explain to the gas station attendant why I didn't have shoes on and I'm covered in maple syrup.
She just took all of the blankets in the house and threw them in the yard, because 'the grass was cold'..
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