All I've ever wanted to do in life is right
Maybe you should learn how to spell write first
is not sure whether or not everyone at the club last night calling me a-easy is a good thing?
Let's just say for some reason we thought it was okay to make a burrito smoothie.
I just texted him to come over because I want to see if his hand fits the handprint bruise on my ass.....I feel like the cinderella of S&M
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This whole foot fetish thing is getting out of control. He would rather hold my feet than me after we fuck.
I decided to have standards now that i've graduated. No guys without a bed frame.
If I refrain from fucking my manager, I'm going to reward myself by fucking that guy from the photo department.
Clearly I understand physics better when I'm on cocaine
Did you get the "i have a yeast infection from that wet frat bathroom floor" text?
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The only thing I accomplished today was naming the bag of wine I've been drinking
My mom was looking at curtains for me and sent pictures and I had to be like "not the Disney princess pink and purple, more like an acid trip"
can i text him and be like "oh yeah, forgot i kinda made out with a girl this weekend. For future reference, does this count as cheating?" ?
You better be making out with him cause we're sitting here with this awkward british girl watching videos of goats singing maroon five
Go to a building you've never been before and take a shit. It's marvelous
Don't tell him that you hope he dies in a boring missionary position with his wife. That doesn't go over well.
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