did you know that the clit is basically just a tiny penis? Ya.. So just think about that next time you're down there.
i hope you realize when i said "grib" earlier i was referring to the gridded binary, a mathematically concise data format commonly used in meteorology to store historical weather forecast data. also meant in referential conjunction to my probability math class that i am failing at roughly 215pm tomorrow afternoon.
she was mega hot - except for the poop under her fingernails
I found a vibrator in my car and it's not mine...this is becoming a weird day.
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We did however see an 87 year old guy die and get resuscitated last night at the bar. He then finished his beer and his game of pool.
... there are chew marks on my license. I have no idea.
lets just use each other and get past this awkward stage. forget my name.
My roommate was tripping balls last night, he kept me up all fucking night
Roommate? Please tell me you're not calling your cat your roommate
When she says 'Polish hangover cure' she just means more vodka. Don't do it.
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hey at least you are getting hit on, i spent all day researching cat sedatives
And that is why I love you so much. You have the same cold black heart as me.
I want to wait until after I get laid before I ask him his political affiliation. Just in case. I'm so desperate I would bang a Republican
2016 was supposed to be my year of being a ho, but I guess 2017 might be too.
Im four hours late for work AND i pissed my bed
I woke up with what has to be a whole pack of smarties loose in my bra. Was that your fault?
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