I am looking at the epitome of fake boobs right now
mark tries to be a total badass to make up for the fact that he's a poor man's pete wentz
this girl ate taco bell on my bed naked last night, it was the sexiest thing ive ever seen
We did face masks and fucked...he really isn't gay, what they say about europeans is just true
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got woken up at 7:30 by a drunk girl asking me where she was... apparently she slept on my futon
she was in a cheetah costume
he might be the rich husband I pretend to love for the rest of my life!!!!
A gay black guy with blonde hair and a gold tooth just told me he would shit on my face.
Now it's a party.
perfect irony that i'm celebrating international women's day with a yeast infection
I like you as a friend, but I'm in love with your dick.
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OK. i'm going to add "riddle me this, brodawg" to the list of things i'm never gonna say to my boss again while i'm high.
I just had to call my mom to come pick me up stoned at a Lana's house and beg her to buy me Taco Bell. I'm graduating from college in 14 hours. Fuck
I just had sex with the Sheriff's Deputy. You should call me.
If he flies out here I will sleep with him. I have morals, but not when it comes to southern accents
My professor is wearing skinny jeans, orange socks and just said penetration. I don't know what to think
While finding our clothes afterwards he says..."So do we like have to talk after this?"
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