You can't wash away shame.
I can try.
Small penises have feelings too.
already putting money aside for 4/20. you ready for the greatest tuesday ever?
My professor just suggested making the state of the union more interesting by turning it into a drinking game. Brilliant!!
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i want you to know that after i type the word "your" , vagina is next on my auto correct text
Iranian Rapper, camaroonian basketball player, mexican i forget and indian doctor....this one looks the best on paper.
He legit asked if he could come over for a hug. I feel like I've been booty called by a 12 year old.
I just helped a group of highschool stoners find a safe place to smoke I feel like a responsible rolemodel
OHMYGOD did I try to use pinesol as a mixer?
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I honestly can't remember your justification for putting peanut butter on your cell phone.
I'm drunk in your building find me and we can have sex.
PS: when I ask you if I look fat in a a dress DO NOT TAKE YOUR SWEET ASS GAY TIME to formulate an answer only to tell me in front of our family that perhaps I should buy Spanx. Do you WANT me to tell mom and dad you suck cock? Then be a good brother and have the common decency to LIEEEEEE!!!!
I know the wedding is going to be a good time, I don't have to wear a bra with my dress
found one of my socks in the dishwsaher... xanax
Somehow, you looked so classy chugging that bottle of wine last night.
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