Banned from zoo.
Again?
So i just bought beer on a credit card, using a fake ID, while wearing my nametag from work. All 3 have different names on them. God i love my boobs.
I think I can smell my own vagina right now
note to self... there IS such a thing as having too many birthday shots...
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is it bad i banged a 25yr kindergarten teacher last night?
No thats like a top 10
I mean this holiday was built on cheap beer, shitty whisky, and processed meat... and I fully plan to honor that
every time i wear that dress i get kicked out of a bar.
How was your weekend?
The sex was so good. It hurts to exist.
i just wanna get shit faced and pass out in some random holly bush with a bucket on my head and stockings for shoes.
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I feel bad for her, but I feel like she's one of those resource-raping alien civilizations that visits planets, decimates them and then leaves. Those really aren't the qualities I appreciate in a friend. Ya know?
in the middle of getting head my cat meowed. she looked up , meowed back, and then continued giving me head.
Just saw a couple do like 5 Sakai bombs and my dad goes "who says love is dead"
Only you would get a side of potential vagina with your sandwich
In your alcohol circus, can my act be juggling men? Let's be real, I can juggle multiple dick buddies better than a professional
When you wake up on the bus on 139th but you're staying at 6th
133 to go
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