i woke up under my mattress pad with him laying naked next to me and his wwjd bracelet on my nightstand.
nice, that's exactly what jesus would do.
As gay men are we obligated to learn the Single Ladies dance.
No vaginas are yucky and I don't think you're old enough to handle one yet
Seriously just heard: "we need some good ass wine. how bout this swa-vig-non blank"
hahahaha. Oh virginia: where the south begins
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Please please please tell me that is not a pringles container full of pee that your little brother just got a hold of.....
So I am just swinging blind here, but I am guessing that blood in your sinus is not ideal
Yeah we can't find him. He left a note saying he left and isn't that drunk with what appears to be an attempt at the quadratic formula for proof. He also wrote down his number and left his phone by the note
so far I've only met her once and hung out one other time. Up to 5 BJs already. That's serious efficiency.
I'm sorry, you might have to start setting aside some time in your day for my pussy.
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YES. YOU ARE GOING TO HAVE SEX WITH ME WHILE I SING LES MIS.
spending my first valentines day single in 3 years blazed and eating heart shaped brownies i bought myself. WHO NEEDS A MAN.
I can't believe I'm giving you play by plays of this sexting convo. It's like a three way he doesn't know about.
He didn't get how "starting a flash flood in my thunderhole" was a sexy euphemism. Deal breaker.
I just bought a handle of tequila and a breakfast burrito. I might be out of money for the weekend, but at least I have the necessities covered.
Hangover and judgement, the breakfast of champions.
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