I haven't seen him in over a year. He asked me to his prom over myspace. Is he fucking serious?
A girl limped into my class 15 minutes late wearing sunglasses, leggings, and a kiss me im irish shirt. She sat down and took her glasses off and im pretty sure she only had one eye's makeup still on. Someone had a great st pattys day.
hahaha my homeschooled cousin put up graduation pictures. it's just her standing in front of her fire place. With a hand made diploma.
Plotting your own moral demise should not be this fun
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at one point he couldn't find his underwear so he put on my catsuit to go to the bathroom
I did the crab walk everywhere because I was drunk enough that it was easier than standing up.
I found him down the block clinging to a light post laughing and crying because a house "looked like it had buck teeth"
Two hot shots of tequila for breakfast? Yeah today is gonna be a shit show
Is re-gifting a Valentine's Day present worse than re-gifting a Xmas one?
You're unbelievable, unbelievably awesome.
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The guy next to me just said he wont play beer pong on principle. Im scared.
All I remember is grabbing a random guys dick at the bar and him just saying thank you and us taking a shot together
It kind if looked like a strap-on dressed up for Halloween.
I was legit late to work one day Bc it took me so long to get a good nude
I’m planning a Pharmasutra for the first night after the pandemic ends
Pharmasutra?
Me + Chris + cocktails + viagra = night of orgasms
I cant wait to tell our kids we met because you subscribed to my onlyfans.
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