I just found out the guys at work had a bet as to who could sleep with me before i move away.
Who won?
All of them.
she is the kim kardashian of front butts
I just watched my mom open a wine bottle with an electric drill. I have never been so proud.
I am drunk at a castle and it isn't even 3. Europe is amazing.
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Im so excited to get permanently banned for life from all the old bars again, it is gonna be christmas after all
We were fucking at break-dick speeds.
if this uncomfortable exchange we're having is you trying to flirt with me i suggest you stop it before someone gets hurt
You had sex with a mute, how is that not funny
Saw a girl on a walk of shame bend down and look in a pizza box by a trash can to see if there was still a slice left. That's when you know
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Ran out of deodorant. Febreze on a paper towel? Kicking college's ass.
I was drunk and on Craigslist.. The drunk-text offers people got must have been either horrifying or glorious
I want to die, ON THAT, with that INSIDE ME. ironically, I sense that would be the only time I'd feel alive.
Just burnt my tongue. Not sure if it will help or hurt giving blow jobs
I got so drunk last night I took a ice bath with my mother in law
I'm still amazed at how you managed to get Doritos in my damn front pocket without me noticing. I got crumbs everywhere.
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