she said if she won the lottery she'd fuck me... isn't that like government funded prostitution?
Just got a lapdance on the metro. She said she was on maternity leave and needed the practice.
all i asked was if it was all the way in, and now im laying here alone. sensitive guys fucking suck
DO NOT GO IN OUR BATHROOM. it cannot be unseen
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E drugging s springing. Ease dnt Kate. To t e. ess e I meant thou.
I could really do without pictures of your asses in my inbox. That said, I'm extremely jealous that I wasn't involved.
I vaguely remember having a cowboy explain his belt buckle to me in the bathroom hallway
eta to your mouth 5 minutes
I'd hate to be 100% hetero. Pretty sure they have less orgies
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Dont really know what happened near the end, Pockets were filled with skittles though
struggle bus is officially taking me on a road trip to hell. If this is just the first destination, I'll jump out the fucking window.
...take a good look at your butthole.... then try matching it to any paint color on the Benjamin Moore color wheel....not gonna happen...
you should probably call the Bronx Zoo in the morning to formally apologize
its the right thing to do
Do you know how hard it is to have sex on an air matress while there are people sleeping in the same room?!?!?
Omg. I'm living macklemores best life. I have someone's granddads dog, I'm about to have someone's grandmas car. I look incredible.
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