I just put anything in between my legs and hope for the best.
Whyyyyy do my fingers smell like Chinese food.
i cant belive i got a ticket! i know what his dick tastes like!
Do 'mystery' cracked ribs heal any quicker than regular ones?
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Resolution for 2011: blow jobs are a privilege, not a right.
I rode a bull tonight, There is absolutely no reason my dick is not in some chicks mouth
it was good sex until i became a rubber doll and he became a jack hammer, so i guess overall it was good
idk man, i just want to be a bad influence for future generations
Food poisoning on first date... Still rode the mechanical bull like a champ
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
You came into my room and started rubbing a banana on your face.
You gave me the best orgasm of my life. I'm buying you a house
Okay, the good news, found Jared, all IDs accounted for, Jack is meeting us at yours with your requested the delivery. The bad news: Lost Alice, banned from Stages, possibly fucked my TA in the bathroom.
Last night I realized my life is an experiment of really bad decisions when I had to leave without my underwear. But at least I'm expanding my life experience.
Mom wants to know if you're coming over or if it's safe for her to take her bra off...
My parents are being so annoying about my colon.
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