nothing this campus sells is worth it. not even sex.
The reason halloween exists is because it's not cheating if you're wearing a costume.
I would get the one fuckin stripper that's a lesbian. THE ONLY ONE
normally i wouldnt have blown him but he was on dawsons creek.. i love dawsons creek.
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I doubt were getting our security deposit back... the toilet just fell off the wall
I get off at the next exit which doesn't have a shoulder, a guy is riding my ass so I cant stop. I think I got as much puke on his car as on mine.
My meds have diminished my sex drive, this must be what regular women feel like
I have grass duct taped all over my body
I just wanted to warn you I have strep throat incase I gave it to that guy we both hooked up with on New Years.
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If he thinks that that is an acceptable way to ask me out he is out his goddamn ginger mindddddd.
So I've been spending my morning trying to figure out if there's a corealation between Wednesday margarita night and the boat that's now in my living room.
Holy Hangover.. I'm marrying whoever put this water by my bed
So I'm getting really old. I feel asleep for a booty call that I initiated. The struggle is real.
Come share oat with me in your robe
Can you send me a picture of your dog? I might need to borrow him so I can wear a speedo to a pool party on Friday
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