He's not gay. He just has bad gaydar and he gaydared himself and was wrong.
i cant decide if i should go fuck j*** or keep watching real genius
it sucked. he totally couldn't get it up. blamed it on never having cheated b4. Couldn't stop laughing. fuck.
Having kids is risky. They might end up weird.
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After she threw up on my floor she started singing "this is why I'm hot."
Pray the makeout fairy visits me this weekend.
He kept saying it was because he was allergic to the chicken. Then he threw up on my mom.
i'm sitting pantsless eating potato chips and watching porn before he picks me up for our date. I hope he's ready for this...
something isn't right. i offered to be his sex slave and he declined..
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Might I also add after my boss threw up in the garbage can and yelled puking rally, he dougied, then told me I wasn't about that life.
Got it in all night, now at a bar at 730 am and we are the only two people here. Somewhere my mid twenties father is applauding me.
And at the semi-adult age of 25 I have shit my pants. Not even drunk, just really late to work. Is this real life?
It got weird the panthers lost and we started throwing wings at one another
Is it rude to send him a, "happy birthday, I hope you finally get an STD" text?
You're like a care bear with a big cock & a sexual prowess that would put the mighty Thor to shame.
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