ok, i just want to know who did it and which end it came out of
It didn't go so well. He got drunk and asked my dad if 'front or back' virginity mattered more.
That's two mile stones in one shot. A ginger and that's my third ashley.
Wait, is this the kid that tried catching a bat in your backyard with a flashlight and a ball of tin foil?
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my head gets it he sucks but my LAME FUCKING HEART IN MY VAGINA doesnt
I just texted him and asked him to keep some in case I need help sealing the deal.
Girl Scout cookies are like roofies for fat chicks.
well I think it'll pretty much be gone by Saturday. On a scale of 1- Snooki's unborn child how much do periods freak you out?
I'm convinced my penis is the only thing holding this relationship together.
If my sophomore year were to be made into a novel, it would be titled "dances with salvia"
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Body paints and jello. Your canvas awaits
Another sexterpiece awaits
I love how you sexted me before you told me happy birthday. Thank you.
I fought a guy last night because he said "extra pulp orange juice is the best orange juice"
Did you really just reference your penis in a pep talk? I think I may love you more now.
I wish you could just Google "people I've had sex with" and they would all just come up
Damn it. If you ever throw me again, take video.
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