Sarah Palin just got hired for Fox News. Watch out Jersey Shore... there's a new drinking game in town
you are the best fuck buddy i could have, all the others get feelings and morals involved
If I die on my trip, you're my chosen person. Nightstand-vibrators. Computer-iphoto naked pictures. I hope you feel honored.
she said "i got this" and then fell on her face. within grabbing distance of the wall and her boyfriend
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Drug-sniffing dog walked past me and my suitcase in the train station. My opinion: they need a new dog
I'm convinced that college is the only place where one can have an existential crisis over what sweatpants to wear
Then me, her, and her mom snorted tequila. The bartender was in shock.
I'm pretty sure my intestines are bleeding but I'm still going to Orlando to catch that orgasm.
I just smoked a bowl with the lady who runs the special olympics. Your move.
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I think if you have sex on the couch it will psychologically damage it.
Figured out how to triple bathroom speed at #lollapalooza.. Girl squats, guy 1 goes between her, guy 2 uses urinal. Your welcome.
He wanted to watch the vow, cuddle, and not have sex. An upgrade is in order.
Why did I ever allow that penis to enter my sacred temple?
I'm 2 weeks in to my all dick and carb diet and so far I've lost 2lbs.
Some guy is here to get laser hair removal on his balls. I hate my job.
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