someone should tell her that easter eggs aren't meant to be dildos.
well after we realized that his best friend and my twin sister were hooking up it was kind of an unsopken agreement that we would too
I assume you will show your seat mates your vibrating cock ring.
fact: I now appreciate my drunken winter self even more. I just found $20 in my winter coat with a note that says keep yourself warm next winter. I am awesome.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
They broke our car window and then wrote "great night" on the next
I swear to God, if you drunkenly correct my grammar one more time, I'm cutting you off.
I'm going to fuck every single member of the men's olympic swimming team and no one is going to stop me
Moments after comforting her about her boyfriend issues I found myself in the other room showing him my tits.
you just missed a great speech in which i almost coined the term "ass-ian" as in "my vaginal and ass-ian regions are no longer safe"
God please dont post that to facebook.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Makes sense. My grandma just did this shot. MY FAMILY KICKS ASS.
I need to quit being a slut. It's to the point that I got my period today and automatically I Believe I Can Fly popped into my head.
On the other hand, this could be a new level of shame for me.
There's a guy running dressed as a bunny toward your house.
Isis wins if we don't have the loudest, kinkiest sex in every part of my house tomorrow
All my female reproductive organs were screaming HELL YES last night.
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