Ambien. No doubt about it.
I am drinking with my family and the average drinking tolerance is a shot and a half. I feel like the incredible hulk.
This unplanned pregnancy thing is really taking all the fun out of football season.
So they discontinued the hummer... Now people will have to go door to door to let others know they're assholes
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after we had sex he told me his original plan was to have sex with my roommate but his buddy likes her so i was backup
What's the appropriate way to phrase "If you ever leave your wife give me a call. But we can still have sex periodically until then."??
If you were curious as to how many pounds of bagged marijuana can fit in the trunk of a 2010 Chevrolet Aveo, we now have the answer
Ice cream: Good. Fraternity: Good. Eating ice cream off a Skid Row bum's ass crack in order to get into a Fraternity: Homoerotic at best. I quit.
I also was calling every child by their name "Birthcontrol" - straight people are fun
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Start warming up your vocal cords, because Fucking With The Windows Open season has arrived.
I fucking hate tequila. Tequila makes me hate pants.
Him naked in my bed with a bottle of vodka in one hand, a pipe in the other, and a rose in his mouth.
We christened the whole apartment and fucked on the balcony. It was amazing. I'm 100% sure downtown heard me climax. Now we can unpack.
I'm not the type to go to a guys house...in your case his boat...and sleep with them..I mean I have in the past but I'm trying to be more serious and grown up
I'm not complaining, but why is it that every time I hang out with you I come home with random injuries and random girls?
Randomize