normal stoners make pot brownies. gay stoners make pot chocolate covered cherries on a cinnamon graham cracker crust which by the way are very effective.
According to my dad, my tongue ring makes people assume I give a lot of blow jobs because, as stated by him "that's what it's for"
It's cold our but I feel like a very blazed penguin
I'll be honest. I knew what I was getting into. I'm not proud, but I'll be damned if I'm ashamed. 6 month draught is over. That's justice.
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Well I'm 2 for 2 with the absinthe, I just woke up in some random car behind the bar
I am in fact going to raffle myself off for a night. If you are interested in buying a ticket let me know. $10 a ticket.
You put Smirnoff in your grape juice and called it communion...
Is "incoherent" a legit goal to strive for tonight? Or should I stay sober enough to fuck who I can?
It's blow job season.
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Want to get drunk and look at an xray of my dick?
Worrying about "What smells like cat pee?" is so much easier than worrying about "What am I doing with my life?"
Oh man, are we repeating last 4th of July?!
That shouldn't even be a question, it's a tradition now. Hope your manhood is ready.
My mom always wanted to raise a classy lady, it just turned out to not be her daughter.
If you're wondering about the mess, we had sex in the kitchen. There was noodles involved.
dollar rum and cokes, see you on the dark side of infinity
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