I have two girls sleeping in my bed naked and I ended up making it to class, what were you saying about staying in on the weekdays?
So then the officer asked you how you were getting home and you told him "very carefully"
I am drunk at a castle and it isn't even 3. Europe is amazing.
Just went through campus. In the span of 2 min I saw 4 places I've had sex. And thats just down one street. Man do I miss college.
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no you went to jail because you don't know how to whisper when offering a cop a blow job. I'm sure him having a chick partner didn't help.
Definitely just puked in this corn maze. Families are staring.
I was trying to be quiet until started to feel like my cock was being dipped in a rainbow and then I stopped caring temporarily
And he came all over himself. At least he didn't ruin my new lulus.
Actually though that could've been bad.
You were silly, high, and chewing on things.
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I put on pants and a bra for you and you never showed up. There is no forgiveness for that.
I'm more than my video games and dildo collection
Dude, who WASN'T thinking of motorboating her?
Well let me fuck you while I make potatoes. It's every girls dream
I will take a ruler to your dick so help me god
Maybe if I ever do become a counselor, I would just implement a kind of intensive meme therapy.
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