Cool, I just put that together. I didn't know if using a tie-died sub machinegun was too crazy
i had the deer in headlights look when she walked in and i was digging in her hamper
so we told my parents we were going trick or treating. got high as shit at some playground. and then bought our own candy so we looked legit when we got home.
just saw an anti-abortion rally outside of the courthouse...so naturally i tossed them out a coat hanger i found in my car
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He just found another high guy at wal-mart. There now friends. His friend is eating a cupcake
Remind me tomorrow that I was taking shots of burnetts in the subway line while placing my order
Couple of things: my nipples are blue and knowing that at some point I'm going to have to poop is incredibly terrifying
I blew him while watching the aristocats. There were singing cats in the background. I think he he hummed along at one point.
You were so calm and collected as you strolled out the door with 40 mcdonalds cups in your arms. It was legendary.
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I'm pretty sure I made out with a guy in a man thong.
The way I kissed her was actually pretty charming and then it devolved to car sex
anyone can pick a bar fight and pick up a waitress at a bar, not everyone hangout with two wolves. TWO WOLVES.
Make sure you wash your hands. That seagull you threw was very sick.
How ya feelin sunshine?
Like a million dollars! ... That has been hit by a bus, drowned under water and beat repeatedly by a shovel.
He bought me pizza and bourbon and played scrabble with me. So naturally I slept with him.
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