every time i send "do you want some cock" to her T9 manages to change it to "anal"...i think she's mad now
I wouldn't call it sex. It's like when you put a plug in a socket half way. It's not all the way in but it still turns on the light.
Sorry about teling your dad i'd have sex with him last night in front of your mom while i was drunk
I have pink band-aids all over my body, WHAT HAPPENED?
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OMG bikini contest at the bar. You can see this one chicks scar from her c-section and I'm pretty sure she is the best of the bunch.
He puked in the funnel and continued to chug it. Who is this dude?
He sent me a vid of himself jerking off. I hope his hands are the size of tennis rackets or it will be a very short date.
preface to our conversation: my vagina hurts.
Def over. He sent me a nude selfie but cropped it right above his junk. Total Silence of the Fucking lambs looking.
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I think you handled your pregnancy scares better than that cricket in your bathroom
Like, I want sex but I also would be okay with Netflix
She's the queen of dating. She managed to get a date with a guy who saw her puke five times in two hours.
It's like all the guys I keep around if I wanna have sex with all got mad at the same time. I guess I'll get out my vibrator again.
i puked in a jesus candle last night and then denied it... i'd say it was a pretty alright night
Hhhaaa He said Peanutburter disinfect lol. Like peanut butter can disinfect stuff. None of those guys are safe
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