Someone wrote that you're a whore in one of the bathroom stalls
I didn't know I was popular enough to be hated. This is awesome
Can someone please explain to me why I woke up looking like Ziggy Stardust
That chode just called off the engagement. I just dropped his toothbrush in the toilet. And I’ve forgotten to take my birth control for the past two weeks. He’s fucked!
I just heard a girl in all seriousness say, "I told him I'm not a stalker. I just really really want to talk to him."
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If you start sounding at all like you're even remotely in love, expect a lecture on the merits of being a single woman with a vibrator.
This is why we're friends.
just found out this city drinks more beer during oktoberfest than rhode island does in a year.. i'm never leaving
She gave him a lap dance on the glass table. You can guess how that ended
I should start riding the bus again so I can drink all day
Mcdonalds hasn't even finished serving breakfast yet and u two are getting drunk?
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I HAVEN'T FUCKED ANYONE IN FOREVER AND A HALF I DON'T DESERVE TO BE A TRASHY BLONDE
I'm batshit crazy. I don't know how you guys keep forgetting that
I mean seriously there comes a time when you just need to take a crap in peace. Until he figures that out he can stay the hell outta my place.
The time stamp on this text message is reason enough alone to not leave me unsupervised
I woke up this morning cradling my vibrator like it was a baby
yep, just sat in the backseat of my car for about five minutes looking for the vodka soaked underwear,when i came to the realization that i really gotta start getting my shit together..
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