it's gonna be a chat room kind of night
we've already established he's totally wasted. but now he's just sitting at his computer, doing i don't know what, and he keeps saying "dammmn girl" in a really low whisper
how many days can you live off of Vicodin and frosty?? im going on 4 days......
the way i see it him paying 500 bucks for my fake abortion is karma's way of punishing him for cheating on his wife
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thanks so much for stopping me from telling him i want to have sex with him while i proceeded to hookup with the air.
he locked me out then poked me with a fork when i tried to get in through the window
Beer and cheesecake and spinning in cirlcles why did you let me do this to myself
Ya I painted "STOP TRYING ANAL" on her headboard. I'm sick of listening to her whine through the wall and bitch the next day.
He goes "hi, free today?" WHEN AM I EVER FREE ON A SATURDAY, I GOT HUNGOVER TO BE AND DRUNK TO GET.
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I'd apply for another job, but "staring out windows crying" is not a hot qualification right now.
Nothing is working I'm going to die alone and on hold with a State Farm representative
I don't know which I need first...a shower or a confessional.
MY TITS JUST CAUSED A CAR ACCIDENT ON THE HIGHWAY! i kid you not!! i thinl the giy is actually dead
im on a boat
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If he ever pulls my hair again, I'm going to conveniently have lock jaw. Then he can decide whether pain during sex is still fucking appealing.
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