I mean, he's dancing back and forth between pathetically sad and massively fucking creepy.
Just joined the godiva rewards club. Who's the fat friend now.
almost passed out on the way to class today.. laid down in a construction site. bad idea
I am at 2.05 miles in under 11 minutes. So either this thing is broke or I should always work out wasted.
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I feel like I have to sign a death waver before I have sex with him...
Yeah. It's just like I have his virginity and he has my shoes and where do we go from here.
Apparently when your theatre teacher asks who the best actor of our time is, Nicolas Cage is not the right answer.
Check the mailbox while you're out!
I already looked this morning. You go check and see what you won on Ebay after your day drinking spree.
You live 7 mins away and I'm leaving in 10 mins. At this point sex before work is impossible.
Challenge accepted. Be naked in 6 mins.
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Just got referred to as "the girl from Tuesday night" at the Taco Bell drive thru...what happened on my birthday?!
I have a txt file I don't remember making open on my desktop. All it says is "what it's like to be a bat"
It stopped being casual for me when I waxed my vagina for you
Hey, do you know the person who woke me up last night at 1 in the morning yelling and being carried through the courtyard?
That was me Mom...
Do you remember seeing anyone put a "my other penis is a vagina" bumper sticker on my car?
shit... I double booked my fuck buddies
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