So im at the gym and some guy has a tattoo of a hand doing the shocker... The douche bag bar has been raised yet again.
I had to hold off a girl who was trying to check your pulse while you were passed out. She kept screaming that she was a nursing major and needed to make sure you were alive.
We stole a cat. That is all you need to know.
I had some like war flashbacks of giving someone a handjob and i was trying to figure out who it was.
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We made a bong out of a plastic football. I can honestly say we make a good team.
I also love beards. The playoffs are like christmas for my vagina.
I'm just a little drunk right now and I have to work at 3
Omg sara
I ran out of milk and it's hot and I was thirsty
Fuck I am so excited for the first time I can make someone call me Doctor Nikki during sex after I finish my PhD
Dude, I'm trippin balls. For real, I thought this bag on my floor was my dog for the longest time...
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What guy invites over a booty call, gets all naked and then when the real fun begins and a condom is needed, claims to not have one? And wears socks THE entire time?
Did body shots with a guy... Ended up being the ref of my volleyball game... So that's why we won
It's just a friend who is recently single and I'm going to heal his broken heart with my vagina
I can't believe just smoked out of a pear
I can't believe you had a pear already made to smoke out of, that was impressive
got some info she was last seen with some guy wearing goggles
I actually talked to his parents last night about it. haha. I had a bottle of smirnoff in my hand, I'm sure they took me serious.
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