NO FUCKING WAY. PLEASE MAKE HER IMPLANT THAT POOR KID INTO A RESPONSIBLE UTERUS.
have you facebook stalked him yet?
No, I don’t know his last name...
Just google his license plate numb
I wish I could have two rating systems on iTunes. "This one is a 5 star. This one is only a 5 star when I'm baked."
He taught me how to drive a stick by using his dick. He even made the whurrrr noise so I knew when to change gears.
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Update: I just puked into a sock. It was the only thing available at the time. Why I happened to be holding a sock, we may never know.
So we stayed at his mom's and all got drunk and he and I hooked up in his old bedroom. Then his drunk mom came in and tackled us when we were still naked. Why does this keep happening to me?
Well the good news is ill probably have my new boobs by the time he sees me naked
Definitely thought about throwing up in the cat box since it's not as far to the bathroom..
If the ex isent in town and im crying under a table somewhere because of it can we go to a drag show or something
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If it's any consolation, I made really strong brownies yesterday and had 3 and then I saw demons
I'm really tired of this guy walking his chicken in my neighborhood.
So TMI but just realizing I have not masturbated since trump took office. He's sucked the sex drive out of me.
All I know is I woke up cuddling a jar of peanut butter....
Just seriously saw this chick say, watch this motherfuckers then did a 42 sec keg stand.
You at least asked for her number right?
I am no longer and illegal Moonshiner. I just made thousands of gallons of incredibly High test alcohol with police watching and waiting for thare couple of jugs so that they can bring home and disinfect their houses with it. I'm fat with money at the moment.
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