i just hate vaginas for liking penis's insside them
the line for where the wild things are looks like radiohead had sex with an urban outfitters
Isn't that the only thing she's good at? Complaining and blow jobs?
On that note; HAPPY 21: THE SEQUEL from the back of an ambulance!!
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We followed the campus tour around in a golf cart drinking PBR and blasting "Sexual Healing."
I'm on the struggle bus
just ordered a number 1 at a fast food restaurant that doesn't have numbers
i was really hopeful that i could make it to the end of the semester without doing something stupid enough to destroy our relationship but i guess i was wrong..........thanks vodka
That BJ in the bathroom was definitely worth the $20 cover.
He Dutch ovened me while I was hiding under the covers from his mom. Needless to say it did not end well.
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Just wanted to say, I appreciate your bravery in having read receipts
I'll have to start mass sending dong pics to get the recognition I deserve
My sister's exploding appendix just cock blocked me...
I got very very very high last night and bought a cotton candy machine on eBay
Potholders are an underrated garment. Especially naked.
Did you just correct my spelling of a made up word?
No, I just was using your word in plural form
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