you told everyone your name was brenda and you had the whole party chanting b-dawgg by the end of the night. successful.
i caught a guy at work today stealing condoms. i let him go when i realized that they were extra small.
Do you remember last night at all? Be honest
I need to look at the pictures on my camera to fill in the gaps.
Ps. The strap-on in the pic i sent you last night was not mine. Just wanted to clear that up.
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it's a "shave your legs in the cvs bathroom" kind of night
What time did you start drinking?
Maybe.
Maybe isn't a time...
Dont get mad at me, it takes two to tango
IT TAKES ONE TO EJACULATE INTO THE OTHER WITHOUT CONSENT, AND SPOILER ALERT, ITS THE ONE WITH A SCROTUM FULL OF SEMEN.
Drinking loves me for WHO I am
the bar didnt serve shots so jim ordered us jaeger neat. it worked.
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My heart stopped for a sec, but I snorted what I believe was cocaine off the floor, and I'm back in the fight
Ugh he's so pretty though. He bit my face at the bar because I tried to steal his ID and I forgave him
I cried over the lack of milkshakes I've consumed in the last month
this is an emotional support booty call
I hate csi yet I find myself watching a full marathon. I am also eating hotdog buns stuffed with barbecue chips and they are quite tasty
I covered the puke with a shingle there's not many chunks. I think it will blend quickly.
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