I wonder if Barack Obama has ever been this drunk.
Thanks for the birthday present, i had so much fun playing with it
Are you talking about my vagina?
Your clothes are in washers 2,3 and 4. I arranged by darks, whites, then frat... I'm not even joking
im the poster child for why you shouldnt play beer pong with wine.
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His roomates just started party boying me. He stood there with the look of horror on his face.
Seriously he's so hot. And it's so hard to flirt with a deaf guy
But the ghost of his schlong past haunts you
I just rolled an Obama blunt and a Romney shame joint for tonight. Vote wisely.
Your mom won me $100 and you showed me your tits. Solid evening.
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Well, we could've been at the bar taking a shot everytime my rash spread. But Noooooo. You had to go out with your non- girlfriend. Lame.
Got a high five from a Superman stripper tonight
I just had a flashback to us shaking up Gatorade mix and then inhaling it in your kitchen because it was funny. Now I can't stop laughing in work because that is the stupidest shit.
Saw the Peanut butter guy at checkout he had at least 30 containers of it and like 6 different kinds...
alright well you definitely hurt his feelings though you told him he looked like he was going to an Amish community prayer meeting..
You were lost on foot. Texted us and told us that N*Sync couldn't save you, and then you "met Jesus" in your car.
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