I'm not even planning on drinking that much tonight.. but I'm writing "emergency contact number" and your number on my hand just in case
i'm so high that my cigarette just tasted like chef boyardee. no lie.
she went to her friend's wedding and caught the bouquet. as the unwilling rebound, can i run away now?
Made a vodka juice box out of a ziploc bag and a straw for when I drive. Doesn't count as an open beverage container anymore.
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Beautiful wedding. Beautiful bride. I got shitfaced. Came home and ate two corndogs. I'm still single.
ALso, saw an adorable man walking an adorable dog with his adorable kid.
And yes, that last sentence is biased because my ovaries started screaming
The Winnie the Pooh costume was great until you got drunk and started yelling at the kids asking for pictures.
You tried to pay for our cab with the 2 dollars you got from selling your natty ice outside the strip club.
They have some sort of agreement that they can sleep with other people if it helps then achieve their goal, or something like that
How awkward
Yeah it's pretty fucked up
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If you've never been pounded by an Eastern European body builder, I would highly recommend it.
He's like a unicorn and I just wanna domesticate him
Awk moment when I forgot to tell my hookup about visitor parking so he got towed
omg so there's this guy on the roof and he just stripped for no reason and now i think he's making out on the rooftop with some other guy? who are these people
This hangover is what we deserve after that level of debauchery.
so we’ve decided to fuck for our own health
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