if i wake u up at 5am tmrw by coming into ur room wearing nothing but my indiana jones hat and purple socks while singing 'courtesy of the red white + blue' will u be pleased or annoyed
keep in mind this isn't open to negotiation, i'm just trying to gauge ur reaction
she had the hairiest bush ive ever seen. it looked like a spoiled head of lettuce.
I wish life had little blips of pornography
Canada: barely better than America at a sport they invented.
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It's only 4 pm and I'm already way past my preferred quota of "could have died" moments
I worked with a girl tonight that recognized me solely from a keg stand she witnessed me do sophmore year. Needless to say this made my night
Yes perhaps we are both wrong. And did you call me bj girl?
Sometimes I wonder how you ever made friends then I remember it's because you blew your way to semi-relevance
Alas, very true. I'll sell some of my eggs and give you like 10%
And with my 90% I'll get a scooter with a sidecar. And a pony. Also with sidecar.
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You kept asking her which dick pills worked the best. She's a grandmother.
Marrying her is the worst scenario of any. That includes death and zombies.
final thoughts: i just want someone into choking me out, weed and anime
It's just not St. Patrick's Day until someone pukes on your panties.
I got my period on eclipse day. I'm officially in line with the moon.
I'm still amazed at how you managed to get Doritos in my damn front pocket without me noticing. I got crumbs everywhere.
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