My place. Tomorrow Night. Bring your liver, and something for it to do.
Married on the beach in PCB while blackout drunk. Bonged beers on the sandbar for a bachelor party. They shotgunned beers at the end of the vows. How is spring break allowed to happen?
She was blacklisted from the Uhaul center...what the fuck do you have to do to get blacklisted from a Uhaul center
He was trying to be aggressive in bed, but in reality, it was like watching a declawed cat try to climb a curtain. They WANT it, they just can't DO it.
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i knew as soon as i met you that i was gonna be the designated driver
She has the perfect pussy. Looks like a paper cut with a puff of cotton candy on top.
It's like your tits told gravity 'fuck you, I'm fine right here!'
Haha never eat brownies from a guy with batman pajamas
Nothing better then waking up to multiple snap stories of people doing body shots of tequlia off of you
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Hey can you tell Daniel there's a bottle of Captain Morgan's in the dryer ...
Sorry I think you have the wrong number
Yes it looks like I do
On another note, I almost lost one side of my fake butt. Dancing the wobble with the fake butt isn't recommend.
We didn't get home until 4 am. Her mom let us in, confessed that she had sex with someone she worked with and said he had a small penis. I love this family.
Thinking and hoping ice cream is the answer to my problems
You’ll lick BBQ off my cock but no ketchup on a hotdog?
He wouldn’t know a good thing if it bit him on the ass. Which, btw, I did.
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