I do no wrong. I am always right. Right? I forget why I am sending this. It seemed relevant.
I've decided to only have meaningless sex from now on.
And what brought this epiphany?
I've decided it's a lot easier to have dirty amazing sex with someone when you don't care about the other person or what they think of you. I'm going to test this theory soon. Will update you later
you said you didn't feel like drinking anymore so you mixed vodka with your applesauce and ate it
We did face masks and fucked...he really isn't gay, what they say about europeans is just true
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So I'm at planned parenthood and there are 5 people here from Friday's party.
So, I had a dream last night that girls approached guys at the bar and said things like "i would like to pleasure you tonight." No drink buying, no sweet talking or ANYTHING.....it. was. awesome.
You're so wise. You're like my sexual Grandmother Willow.
Has now officially visited every ER in this city in one semester.
the last thing I heard was you screaming as the rodeo team herded you to the next party
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Just found my socks folded and in the back pocket of my jeans. Apparently drunk me refuses to lose shit after the panties incident over New Years.
I thought it was pretty weird, but after the marinating loins thing, i figured i'd roll with it.
I told the emergency room nurse I didn't want to stop and ruin the moment. She said safewords are there for a reason. Super condescending. Got her number though.
Turns out it's a fake number.
And by not handle it I mean it makes me want to sit on his face
Saddle up bitches, we're going to an orgy.
Upstairs definitely just had sex while I wrote you love poetry. That was a fun experience 🤷🏻♀️
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