Rub youre cunt and tell me you love me.
Your incorrect use of you're doesn't arouse me in the slightest.
there's a guy here who looks like a hipster got a hold of obama and gave him a makeover.
how lazy do you have to be to be a fat vegetarian?
Whats the name of the guy with his hand down my pants?
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Oh my god. I think I just sexted my mom...
What?!
Fwd: Ride me, you sleek sleek woman!!!
he tried to make a toast, but hit the moving ceiling fan with his beer instead
Some dude just came up to me and stroked my beard, smiled and left. Shave?
Playing basket ball at the park with random people that showed up at 1am. the division of teams is based on what drugs people are on
dude, my ass and shoulder hurt from that kayak last night... note to self: wood planks holding kayak from ceiling do not also hold up a human being
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He returned my car yesterday. Found a duffel bag with beef jerky, condoms, and a handgun this morning. Slightly concerned
me and him got disney princess makeovers at disneyworld. this is why gay guys make the best friends.
WE HAD GREAT SEX AND I HATE MYSELF FOR IT
So last night, I bought mother's day cards and the Plan B pill.
When I came she triumphantly exclaimed, "MUAHAHA VICTORY IS MINE!"
About that photo of the cake you just sent. You do realize it’s on a glass table, right? We can all see your reflection in it, and you’re very obviously naked.
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