Currently listening to 'Just Put it in Your Mouth.' remember when i went through that phase?
It only takes once for you to drunkly piss on a chick for her to lose interest in you.
high. he's playing 'oops i did it again' on the ukelele. is this real life?
So many lesbians keep hitting on me. I'm about to give up and just go home with the manliest one.
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like stop trying to get a relationship out of this when i'm clearly in the drunken mistakes part of my life.
For the first time in my life, I paid for my own alcoholic beverage last night. Am I getting ugly?
To be honest, kinda.
You were air-planing a joint into my mouth while I was crying naked in the bath tub.
Best Friends For Life.
Do you remember lying across two tables saying 'go away I'm trying to pull' to me, Sollie and Sean?
If one of us has to be polite I guess I won't sneak out while he's in the shower
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Pride is not for the college student young Padawan. Tequila is for the college student.
Wanna shave the hair on my back? If you're offended I was joking, if not I'll bring booze and maybe you can do other regions too.
I just want to eat my penis shaped food in front of you and see how you feel about it.
I feel like I may be the only person who can say they crutched their walk of shame. past the secret service.
wait you fucked a guy who wears k-swiss? seriously?
I know, im living my 7th grade dream
Ccatlin cimbing thru th sunroof plz come
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