Black thong, sheer white shorts not a professional look. This chick has no idea what sunlight makes her outfit look like.
i hope thats the last time i ever see ryan's hairy ass fucking
We should be called the Road Head Warriors
Yet again my drunken self has managed to find his way into the middle of nowhere with no shoes or recollection of what happened last night.
Then I guess you don't remember me driving you there after you tried making out with my girlfriend, dipshit.
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He wrote my name on his dick, took a picture and then said "this has your name written all over it!"
Come 10 years my vagina won't look like this. I must cherish it
She. Own s my pussycat. Roxk it like. The sun hitting the horizon
I traded the garbage men the rest of my handle for a ride home. Best. Walk. Of. Shame. Ever.
Maybe next year when I'm 30 I will be over puking at lunch on Fridays. Maybe
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Don't blame me. My vagina leads me astray.
Something must have happened, they started yelling truffle butter and you said we needed to leave NOW
Hey. It's Michael. The guy that had his tongue in your mouth last night. Just wanted to check in with you.
the woman that waxes my lady parts just hugged me...
were you wearing pants?
no.
Note to self: dont wear a butt plug for several hours and then go gym and try and do squats
The dog destroyed my vibrator and swallowed several pieces. Vet gave us a laxative so now I’m checking lots of dog shit and having no orgasms. Plus the cute vet knows I don’t get enough dick, so that’s just great
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