ohhh my god. this party should be titled "my hookups of summers past" be expecting some good stories tomorrow
last time i saw her she was begging the broken jukebox to play lady gaga.
Best friends brother. Beat that.
I'm writing my will in case I die this week, it'll be saved on my computer under: little 500 death scenario
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Shots and making dong molds for my gf's friends. Typical Monday night activities.
I fake pass out to avoid hookups sometimes. Last night I fake slept on my bathroom floor for like 2 hours before the guy left.
I just heard my parents fuck. What. The. Fuck. My rooms right under theirs.. My dad barely even lasted a minute. Im almost ashamed..
Remember the couple Steve and I heard and rated their sex based on the bed squeaks cuz we couldn't sleep through the noise? We got them back. They turned up the radio to drown us out.
Did I seriously kick a door down last night... And if so when where and how hard, cause that shit I do not recall.
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We have your weave and dirt in our room.
I peed my pants walking home last night... I just kept walking.
let’s be honest I’d fucking Irish step dance on your grave, asshole
there is a guy with a glowstick staff outside my house
He looks like a Mormon from a lifetime movie. Oddly I wanna give him a hand job
Pumped to get "pass out-wake up in Berlin-buy a chinchilla" drunk?
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